Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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