Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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