Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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