I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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