The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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