im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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