I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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