she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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