You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
