he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
