you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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