Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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