It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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