Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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