But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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