I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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