he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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