perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
