i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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