only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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