Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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