Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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