His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
we're so committed to being not committed
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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