I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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