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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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(801): View more from Utah

let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.

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(765): View more from Indiana

She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.

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(850): View more from Florida

If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.

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