Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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