Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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