I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I've blown a few things in my day
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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