Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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