Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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