I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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