what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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