She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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