Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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