I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Randomize