No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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