Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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