we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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