but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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