Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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