hotel room ftw
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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