omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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