you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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