She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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