maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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