I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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