ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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