And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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