This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We got so high we made milksteak
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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