he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
3pm strippers are depressing
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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