Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
time to smoke my breakfast
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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