Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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