We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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