i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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