Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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