But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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