its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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