from now on my penis is your penis
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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